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Hey.

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Hey.

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Boy.

4
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How are you?

5
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What are we doing here?

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How come we didn't
go to your office?

7
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Well, I didn't go to
my office yet, I, uh, I...

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Hi, can I get you some coffee?

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I'll have a decaf.

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Okay.

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Okay.alright.

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Thank you.

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Can I get you some coffee?

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Wouldn't you love that?

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Um, I left susie last night.

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It was a whole big thing,
I had to...

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I got the hell out of there
and I told her

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I'm going to a hotel,
don't call me.

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Wow.

20
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Yeah.

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Holy cow.

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Yeah, look I don't know
if it's gonna go any further

23
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and just a separation
type situation, but, uh...

24
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Well, I mean,
it was a long time coming,

25
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and, you know...

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Yeah, um, my problem is,

27
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I don't know about the divorce
thing, because, you know,

28
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I don't want her
telling people about me,

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I don't want things to
come out in court.

30
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I never broke the law,
you know, but personal things.

31
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What kind of things?
What do you mean?

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Like sexual.

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You know, there's certain
sexual things that I like,

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and I don't want susie
yammering about what they are.

35
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There not horrible, evil things,

36
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they don't involve anything
that's against the law.

37
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She's got some...

38
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Yeah, but, you know,
just, um, stuff...

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You don't want her to repeat.

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I don't want her to repeat.

41
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So, that's why...

42
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This is sexual blackmail,
what is that?

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Sexual blackmail.

44
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That is just awful.

45
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That's, yeah it's...

46
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See, that's why I've never done
anything even remotely kinky.

47
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Ever, with anyone.

48
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Nothin'.

49
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The craziest thing I've done,
I've been on the bottom.

50
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You know, that's it.

51
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Not even with your wife,
nothing, like, you know...

52
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Well, look what's happening
with your wife.

53
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So, you protected yourself
ahead of time.

54
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I don't tell my wife anything,
I don't confide in my wife.

55
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I don't trust anybody.

56
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I just treat her
like an acquaintance.

57
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Do you think I want her
blabbing about me to people?

58
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No, no...

59
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If we got divorced tomorrow,
she'd have nothing to say,

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nothing she could say.

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Or maybe she could say
I hate a couple of people,

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but that's, but that's it.

63
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I probably said a couple
nasty things about you,

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but other than that...

65
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Well, that's assumed, so...

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I do need you to
do me a huge favor,

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and that is go over by my house
and get my clothes.

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Susie will know
all about it, and, uh...

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She's gonna be there?

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Yeah, she probably
will be there.

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Pushing secret codes
and all that.

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She'll eat me alive.

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Just grab my stuff.

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Boy, I feel like it's, like...

75
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It's almost worse than
confronting a mourner.

76
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I owe you, big time.

77
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No, you don't owe me.

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I'll go later today.

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Oh, my god.

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You would not
believe this article.

81
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You would not believe what a
political agenda triple "a" has.

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Honestly.

83
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They just want more roads,
so, there will be more cars,

84
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so, they'll have more members
and more money coming in.

85
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They don't care
about the environment,

86
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they don't care about pollution,

87
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and we're members!

88
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We're supporting this?

89
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You should read this.

90
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I'm going to.

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Why are you so quiet?

92
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I'm not quiet, you're reading.

93
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Are you thinking about sex?

94
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What the hell are you
talking about, now?

95
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Whenever you're quiet,

96
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you're usually
thinking about sex.

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I'm not thinking about sex,
I mean, that's kind of...

98
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You're not,
you're not thinking about

99
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a little afternoon
sex or something?

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I'm just curious.

101
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Just kind of kinky.

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You think I'm kinky?

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Do you think you're kinky?

104
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Well, you just said,
that's kind of kinky.

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Do you think I'm kinky?

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Well... i'm no.

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I'm just saying,

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for you to want to have sex
in the afternoon,

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is kind of crazy.

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Well, first of all,
I didn't say I wanted to

111
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have sex in the afternoon,
did I?

112
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That's what you said,
why do you say that?

113
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You got a lot going on in there
that you don't ever...

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Like, sick things going on,
is that what you think?

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I didn't say sick.

116
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You think there are sick,
twisted things going on?

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Are there sick,
twisted things going on?

118
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No, not at all.

119
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No.

120
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I don't know where
you get that from.

121
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I'm just thinking
about Jeff, that's all.

122
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Forget it,
forget I said anything.

123
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.

124
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I got to go call,
Jason Alexander.

125
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For the show?

126
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Yeah, we're gonna get together.

127
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Do you believe that
I might be getting back

128
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into network television?

129
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I think it's great.

130
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Alright.

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He really loves the idea.

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That's good.

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I mean, he can't stop
talking about it.

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( Ringing )

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Hello?

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Hey, Jay?

137
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Uh, who is this?

138
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L.d.

139
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Hey, lar?

140
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What's shakin'?

141
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We gonna hook up
and talk about the show?

142
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Yeah, that's what
I'm calling about?

143
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Great, great, where do you
want to do this?

144
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Um, well, we could do it,

145
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we could do it here,
we could do it in my office...

146
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Would you mind coming here?

147
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Okay, alright,
I'll meet you there.

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You don't mind?

149
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No, no, that will be fine.

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Three o'clock, okay?

151
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Alright, I'll see you then.

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Okay pal.

153
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Bye.

154
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Never fails.

155
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Every time I have to
go to a meeting,

156
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or there's a meeting,

157
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it's never in my office,
or my house.

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I'm always going.

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Nobody's ever coming to me.

160
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I've never had a meeting
in my house or in my office.

161
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Never, I don't even need
chairs in front of my desk.

162
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Nobody ever sits there.

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Every meeting, I'm traveling.

164
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Hey, I'd know
that tush anywhere.

165
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Hey, I'd know
that tush anywhere.

166
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Hey, jabroni, open the window.

167
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I'm, I'm awfully,
I'm awfully sorry.

168
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I didn't ask your opinion.

169
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I've got three kids in there
scared half to death,

170
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because some bald-headed turd
is shooting at 'em.

171
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No, sir, we were playing
cowboys and Indians.

172
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Have you heard of columbine?

173
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It's idiots like you,

174
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that cause this whole society to
be going crazy with violence.

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No, I'm not a violent...

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Shut up!

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Do you know what
you're looking at?

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You are looking at
245 pounds of twisted steel,

179
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and drop your bony butt to
the curb appeal.

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I will body slam you so hard,

181
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that you will
poop your bald pants.

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You hear me?

183
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Yes, sir.

184
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Don't you ever,

185
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ever point another finger
at my kids again,

186
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because if you do,
I will break it off,

187
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and shove it right up
your sphincter.

188
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You hear me?

189
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Yes, sir.

190
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Yes, sir.

191
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Yeah, seven, one, three, five,

192
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zero, three, five, nine.

193
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That's impossible!

194
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When?

195
00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,767
Okay, well, I want to
get it reinstated.

196
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No, she had no
authorization to do that.

197
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No, that's my wife.

198
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No, I don't want to cancel it.

199
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Alright, thank you very much.

200
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Alright, thank you very much.

201
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Dude, you're gonna
bust your bumper.

202
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What?

203
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You're gonna bust
right through your bumper.

204
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Oh.

205
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,600
It goes through, right
in front of your other tire.

206
00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:03,700
Your back tire.

207
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,833
And use the crank,
it makes it easier.

208
00:10:05,867 --> 00:10:06,833
Which one?

209
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:07,933
Right there.

210
00:10:07,967 --> 00:10:10,767
Which, there's two cranks.

211
00:10:23,067 --> 00:10:25,267
You got to loosen
the lug nuts first.

212
00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:30,167
You mean, before I lift it?

213
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,600
Am I too close to the curb?

214
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,700
Ugh!

215
00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:40,933
Do you know anything
about changing a tire?

216
00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:42,867
You want to help me
change a tire here?

217
00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:43,933
Could use a little help.

218
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No?

219
00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:46,767
Need a little assistance.

220
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:50,000
I never took a shop class
and I need a little help.

221
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Okay, I'm just coming flat out
and saying, help me.

222
00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:54,400
That's...

223
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Anybody want to help semi-retarded
individual, change a tire?

224
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$25, $30?

225
00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:03,700
$30 to change a tire.

226
00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:06,367
Okay, $35.

227
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,100
$35 to change this tire
for me, right now.

228
00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:10,800
I'll give you $35.

229
00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:13,300
I'll give you $10
for a response.

230
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:16,433
For a verbal response, $10.

231
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:20,300
Anybody want to make $10
and respond verbally?

232
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,067
No?

233
00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:30,633
( Larry David ) so, then
he calls me a bald turd.

234
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:33,867
Five minutes later, my tire...

235
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,467
Oh, Jesus Christ, so, he cut it,

236
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,567
he slashed the tire.

237
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,267
Slashed the tire, yeah.

238
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Sonofabitch.

239
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,600
The guy's coming with my car

240
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and I got to drive him
back to the gas station,

241
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,133
so, I got to go downstairs.

242
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,500
Now?

243
00:11:47,533 --> 00:11:50,067
Yeah, in a couple of minutes,
he's gonna be here.

244
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,267
I'm sorry.

245
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:54,800
Alright, did you get
a license plate or anything?

246
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:57,567
The guy's license is "14 Thor".

247
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,767
"14 Thor"?

248
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,100
And he looked like
a nordsman of some kind?

249
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:03,200
There's a guy,
there's a professional wrestler,

250
00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:04,243
you know, one of the guys...

251
00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:09,700
His first name's Thor,
Thor, um, oleson.

252
00:12:09,733 --> 00:12:10,833
Thor oleson.

253
00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:13,700
That sounds familiar.

254
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,967
And I think, there's
a big wrestling thing in town

255
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,576
at the staples center,
it could be him.

256
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,633
You're kidding?

257
00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:21,433
He's in L.A. for this...

258
00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:23,400
Yeah, who else would
have a plate like that?

259
00:12:23,433 --> 00:12:24,900
And he sounded like a wrestler

260
00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:26,309
when he was standing over my
window saying "argh argh"

261
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,400
he was doing that voice.

262
00:12:27,433 --> 00:12:29,076
Yeah, it sounds just,
the description is like

263
00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,276
exactly the same
as what you're saying.

264
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,667
Big, huge guy, long, blond ir.

265
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,700
What's this thing?

266
00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:35,433
Oh, that?

267
00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:36,633
You ever get one of these?

268
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:37,900
No, what are these?

269
00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:40,667
Supposedly, I drove through
some sort of red light,

270
00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,066
or an intersection of some kind,
and I have these photos now.

271
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,600
Holy cow,
they took your picture?

272
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:47,833
Yeah, they had the thing
up on the light.

273
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,267
I don't mind it
if they actually catch you

274
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,567
doing something illegal,
but not on camera.

275
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,533
Jesus, am I fat.

276
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,700
Yeah, it looks like you've
put on a couple of pounds.

277
00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:57,800
Yeah, yeah.

278
00:12:57,833 --> 00:13:00,100
Horrendous.

279
00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:03,066
Well, I'm real sorry,
what a wasted day.

280
00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:04,300
No, listen.

281
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,066
Alright, I'll tell you,
you want to do tomorrow?

282
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,200
I don't think there's
that much to go over, really.

283
00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,200
Yeah, let's make
a time with Vera,

284
00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,433
you'll come back in tomorrow,

285
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,133
I got some openings
in the afternoon,

286
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,843
and, uh, we'll kick it around
for an hour or so.

287
00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:15,900
We'll get into it.

288
00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:17,367
Okay, I was kind of thinking

289
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:21,233
maybe tomorrow we could do it
in my office in Santa Monica?

290
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:25,600
No, let's, that's okay,
let's not do that.

291
00:13:25,633 --> 00:13:27,600
We'll do it here.

292
00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:29,067
This is good, this works.

293
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,400
This is good.

294
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:34,333
Well, it's kind of
a lot easier for me,

295
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:37,233
if we could do it
in Santa Monica.

296
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:39,533
I mean, you know,
I came here today,

297
00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:40,933
so, tomorrow maybe...

298
00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:43,467
Yeah, it just, it kind of works
a little better for me,

299
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,900
if you come here.

300
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:46,200
It's a little easier.

301
00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:49,167
I can focus on it
a little better.

302
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,733
I got a very nice office.

303
00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:52,433
You'll be able to
focus on anything.

304
00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:54,066
I got a very comfortable chair.

305
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,433
I got blackboards up there,
we can write it all out.

306
00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:58,833
You know, it'll be a breeze.

307
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:00,867
It's not the office,
I'm very low maintenance.

308
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:04,300
You know, we were
supposed to have a meeting.

309
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,533
And we haven't had a meeting.

310
00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:08,800
So, let's start by doing
what we set out to do.

311
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:10,767
Let's accomplish that,
let's have a meeting,

312
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,767
here at my office.

313
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,066
We did attempt to
have the meeting,

314
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:15,066
and I did make the drive part.

315
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:17,633
So, the drive part,
that I did do.

316
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,967
Yeah, the driving,
you got down good, but uh...

317
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,443
So, that's a little
out of balance now.

318
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:22,667
'Cause I did my drive, and...

319
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:23,843
It, but it's not out of balance,

320
00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:25,409
'cause you were driving
and I was waiting.

321
00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:27,600
So, but the important thing is,
we didn't meet.

322
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,043
Well, the waiting, there's a lot
to do while you're waiting.

323
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:30,509
There's nothing to do
while you're driving.

324
00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:32,600
Tomorrow, if you want to
drive to my office,

325
00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:33,743
I'll be happy you can
keep me waiting

326
00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:34,767
for as long as you want.

327
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,809
I know, but we made a plan.

328
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:36,873
I understand, but, yeah...

329
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,167
We set up a plan.

330
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,209
We said, we'll meet at my office
and we'll have a meeting.

331
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,333
Yes.

332
00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:42,533
That's the plan,

333
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:44,867
that hasn't been accomplished,
let's accomplish that.

334
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,076
But we attempted to have
the meeting, but it was aborted.

335
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,100
Then we failed,
let's have that meeting.

336
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:51,567
We, we're having that
meeting right now.

337
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,133
This is not a meeting
about the show.

338
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,767
This is a meeting
about having a meeting.

339
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,066
I know, but the intention
is the same,

340
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,133
don't you understand?

341
00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:00,233
I drove here
with the same intention...

342
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,733
The driving is not
the meeting, Larry.

343
00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:03,876
The driving is
what we're talking...

344
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,133
The driving is what
we're talking about.

345
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:08,467
You keep coming back to
this insane thing with driving.

346
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,600
Yes!

347
00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,433
Driving is not the issue,
do we not...

348
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,700
I think driving is the issue.

349
00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:14,600
We had a singular plan.

350
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:16,567
We were gonna have
a meeting about the show.

351
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,643
Yeah, okay, so we're
having a meeting.

352
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,876
You could drive
around the world,

353
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:21,200
we still haven't had a meeting!

354
00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:24,933
Cheryl?

355
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,133
Yes?

356
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:29,200
What did you do?

357
00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:31,066
You canceled triple "a"?

358
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,400
What happened to you?

359
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,376
Why didn't you tell me you
were canceling triple "a"?

360
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:38,367
Well, after that article,
how could I not?

361
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,066
I was reading it to you.

362
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,143
You didn't say
you were canceling it.

363
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:42,176
Well, I was going to
tell you when you got home.

364
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,400
I didn't know it was urgent.

365
00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:45,733
Oh, well that's great,
I had to change a tire.

366
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:48,133
And then, look, look at this.

367
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:49,167
What happened?

368
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,200
It's a long story.

369
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,533
I got to go change my clothes.

370
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,409
I got to go to Jeff's house
and pick up his clothes.

371
00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:54,767
Oh, by the way,

372
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,867
why did you tell Wanda
she has a big ass?

373
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,767
I didn't tell Wanda
she had a big ass.

374
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,767
She just called me and told me.

375
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,700
I didn't say she
had a big ass, okay.

376
00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:06,600
I yelled out the window
and I said,

377
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,667
"I'd know that tush anywhere",
that's all I said.

378
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,700
Why would you do that?

379
00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:11,733
Why would you even
comment about her ass?

380
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,066
Why, what's the,
what's the big deal?

381
00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:15,066
Because, you might as well
just go call out and say,

382
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:17,600
"hey, you got a really big ass",
it's the same thing.

383
00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:20,100
Ah, it was just
a friendly remark, that's all.

384
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,200
That's a friendly remark?

385
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:22,567
Yeah, I was just being nice.

386
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,400
I was being nice and chummy.

387
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:27,567
You don't yell a comment
about a woman's ass.

388
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,433
There's only one way to take it.

389
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:30,800
No, no, if she had a small ass,

390
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,467
I could have said, I know that
tush anywhere, so what?

391
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,967
You shouldn't
say anything at all.

392
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:36,476
You know, you just
shouldn't talk about...

393
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,709
Anyway, why,
what's the big deal?

394
00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:38,943
What if I did say
she has a big ass?

395
00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:40,043
So what, that's not so terrible.

396
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,076
What's the matter
with a big ass?

397
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,333
I like big asses,
there's no problem.

398
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:47,066
You like big asses?

399
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,567
I don't mind a big ass.

400
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,700
I mean, no, not necessarily big.

401
00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:52,800
No, this is interesting,
you love big asses?

402
00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:54,433
No, what, no,
I don't love big asses.

403
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:55,867
How big do you like 'em?

404
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,233
I like 'em just the regular,

405
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,066
I like them just
like yours, okay?

406
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:02,533
Oh, because mine is really big,
and I like 'em big.

407
00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:04,343
No, it's not really big,
it's not, it's a good size.

408
00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:05,533
That's what you just said.

409
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,700
You said, I love big asses
and I like yours.

410
00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:09,267
No, I said, I don't mind 'em.

411
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,467
I like your, yeah, I like,
you know, uh...

412
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:14,100
You see, there are a lot of
things about you I don't know.

413
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,700
No, there's nothing about me.

414
00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:17,800
Yeah, I didn't know
you had this ass fetish.

415
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,343
Don't say I have a,
I don't have an ass fetish.

416
00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:20,533
No, no, this is very kinky.

417
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,633
It's, like, all this stuff
is unfolding now.

418
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,667
Nothing's unfolding!

419
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,800
This is interesting.
After years together,

420
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:26,900
I'm just finding out...

421
00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:28,433
What are you, crazy, no!

422
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:32,200
That's so untrue,
no, I'm not a deviant.

423
00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:34,900
( Doorbell )

424
00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:38,333
I didn't say deviant.

425
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:41,233
Don't say I have an ass fetish,
you got nothing on me.

426
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,376
Are you expecting somebody?

427
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,367
What? Wanda.

428
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,367
Hi.

429
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,367
Hey.

430
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,400
C'mon in.

431
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:48,967
Hey.

432
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,100
Hey.

433
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:53,300
Okay, Wanda...

434
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,833
Oh, you know who I am, okay.

435
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,433
I thought I had to turn around,
and show you my big ass.

436
00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,367
You completely,
completely misinterpreted that.

437
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,500
I didn't say you had a big ass.

438
00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:03,973
You yelled out,
"hey, big ass Wanda".

439
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,543
No, I didn't say big ass,
I was just saying hello.

440
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:08,833
Is that how you say hello?

441
00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:09,900
Uh, well...

442
00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:11,100
Is that a, hey, big ass.

443
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:14,233
Or, hey, hey assy,
or, hey, I know your ass.

444
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,333
What is that, that's not
how you say hello, is it?

445
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:17,633
Perhaps not.

446
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,433
So, something about my ass
has made you download it

447
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,100
and you stored it
in your memory.

448
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:24,433
No, no, that's not so.

449
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:26,267
What is wrong with this man?

450
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,543
We were just
having a discussion.

451
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:28,809
Would you, did you tell him
how wrong it is to even say

452
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:29,833
something like that?

453
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:31,066
Yeah, believe me, I told him.

454
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:33,833
You know, a woman's ass
is very personal.

455
00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:36,600
I didn't know he was so obsessed
with asses until today.

456
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:37,676
You know what,
you have an ass man.

457
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,700
What are you saying?

458
00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:39,700
Larry, you are an ass man.

459
00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:40,700
I am not an ass man.

460
00:18:40,733 --> 00:18:41,700
You are an ass man.

461
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:42,733
What a fetish?

462
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:47,066
I don't have any
ass fetish, okay.

463
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,400
Obsessed with asses,
I am not obsessed with asses.

464
00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:50,533
Okay, assy.

465
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:52,267
And why is that,
that shit all over you?

466
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,567
What you been doing, scrounging
around looking for asses?

467
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,680
All in the bleachers and stuff,
oh, where's the ass?

468
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,967
( Doorbell )

469
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:05,700
Oh, if it isn't Jeffrey's
messenger boy.

470
00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:09,533
He is such a slimy,
spineless creature, Larry,

471
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,567
that he sends you to
do his dirty work.

472
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,767
Don't you resent it?

473
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,267
Uh, no, I'm fine.

474
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:18,133
Alright, let's get
this over with, c'mon.

475
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:24,267
He can't even face me,
that fat fuck.

476
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:25,533
You know what I mean, Larry,

477
00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:27,133
that he sends you, his friend,

478
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,500
he puts you in
this awkward position,

479
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:31,400
like all the times
he used to keep secrets.

480
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:32,500
No, it's not awkward.

481
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:33,843
It's not awkward,
there's no secrets.

482
00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:35,743
Honest, it's not even awkward,
I'm very comfortable.

483
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,067
You think I don't know,

484
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,909
about all the little bimbos
that these little actresses.

485
00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:40,013
What are you talking about?

486
00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:42,066
He tells them
he's going to give them parts,

487
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:43,500
and help their careers,

488
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:44,609
so he can get
a nice little blow job.

489
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:45,700
I know him.

490
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:46,767
Blow job?

491
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,100
He thinks I don't
know this shit.

492
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:50,267
What did he tell you,
what did he say?

493
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,667
Did he tell you
I kicked him out?

494
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:54,167
Yeah, his male ego,
his stupid male...

495
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,909
He thinks I don't know
about that porn stash,

496
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:56,967
take all this crap.

497
00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:58,067
He's gonna need this
alone in the hotel.

498
00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,367
No, he told me specifically

499
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,709
that he doesn't want
any of this stuff.

500
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,733
Oh, yeah, "freak that Booty",
"big ass momma",

501
00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:03,900
all his favorites.

502
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:05,633
Think I don't know
about this crap?

503
00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:08,800
Oh, you're into this shit too?

504
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,076
You're into the kinky
big ass momma crap?

505
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,600
No, what are you, crazy?

506
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:12,876
I thought you were a family man.

507
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,333
No, I thought I recognized
that woman from the back.

508
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:16,500
Let me tell you something.

509
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,667
Your perverse, fat fuck manager,

510
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,633
you know, what he makes me do?

511
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:23,167
He violates me, Larry.
He defiles me...

512
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,567
No, no, I don't want to know.

513
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,600
At night, he makes me...

514
00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:26,600
( Doorbell )

515
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:27,633
Who's that?

516
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,733
Susie, what's going on?

517
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:33,800
Where's Jeff?

518
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,100
Where's Jeff?

519
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,300
You've done something rotten.

520
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,133
What is this, what is this?

521
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:41,409
Alright, Jeffrey is at a hotel,
Larry is bringing the clothes.

522
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:43,667
I'm taking the clothes to
the hotel for him.

523
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,700
Oh, I want to talk,
could I go with you,

524
00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:46,733
please, to the hotel?

525
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:47,833
I want to go with you.

526
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:48,909
No, no, you'll get excited,

527
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:50,767
you're overworked
now, just stop it.

528
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,533
Now, I want to see my boy.

529
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:54,633
You know what, Larry,
take mom to the hotel.

530
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,000
Dad, you stay here
with me, okay.

531
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:58,267
Okay, very good.

532
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,633
We'll take care of everything.

533
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:02,233
We'll take care of everything.

534
00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:05,633
I'm sure you had
something to do with this,

535
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,233
you rotten bastard!

536
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,700
Why did you have to put
those clothes of Jeff's,

537
00:21:12,733 --> 00:21:13,800
just throw them off...

538
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,100
Why, why?

539
00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:17,700
Why did you just throw them in,
on, in the trunk,

540
00:21:17,733 --> 00:21:19,967
on top of a dirty old tire, why?

541
00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:21,243
There's obviously
something wrong with me.

542
00:21:21,267 --> 00:21:22,367
That's the question.

543
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,676
Yeah, what is wrong with me,
that's the question.

544
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,800
Why would anybody do that,
a person wouldn't do that.

545
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:27,367
I don't have
a closet in my house.

546
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,243
I'm just used to throwing
things around like that.

547
00:21:29,267 --> 00:21:30,233
And throwing them on the floor.

548
00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:31,333
I throw them on the floor,

549
00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:33,433
that's how all
my clothes are at home,

550
00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:35,133
all on the floor,
I don't even have a bed.

551
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:36,900
I sleep on
a big pile of clothes.

552
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:38,900
Well, it's just disgusting.

553
00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:40,067
I'm a disgusting man.

554
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,733
Well, I can see that,
I'm just, I'm so...

555
00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:44,343
You're disappointed in me.
You're disappointed.

556
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:45,633
I'm disappointed.

557
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,167
Well, now what's this?

558
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,633
"Loose fat, as fast as you can."

559
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:50,767
Oh, yeah, really.

560
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,633
That sounds good,
I'd like to get that number.

561
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:56,143
Have you got a pen,
let me put that down.

562
00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:57,176
There's one in the back seat.

563
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,500
Alright.

564
00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:07,067
( Groaning )

565
00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:20,066
In my day, nobody got divorced.

566
00:22:20,067 --> 00:22:24,733
You know, one little problem,
and nowadays it's good-bye,

567
00:22:24,767 --> 00:22:26,767
grab your clothes,
and you're gone.

568
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,700
People live together
for years and years,

569
00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:32,100
hating each other desperately,
but still they...

570
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,600
What are you doing?

571
00:22:33,633 --> 00:22:35,733
Oh, you like that old car.

572
00:22:35,767 --> 00:22:37,400
You know
the back seat faces out.

573
00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:39,667
So that you can
see where you've been.

574
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:43,833
Yeah, makes you nauseous,
the fumes, you know,

575
00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:46,600
that come out from the,
can I help you with that?

576
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,400
That's okay.

577
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:49,443
This is a beautiful hotel.

578
00:22:49,467 --> 00:22:50,467
Isn't it a beauty?

579
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,500
Yeah, it's lovely.

580
00:22:51,533 --> 00:22:52,973
Yeah, I want to
retire here some day.

581
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:54,367
Absolutely gorgeous.

582
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,066
Did Jeff say he was
gonna meet us here?

583
00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:57,367
He's gonna meet us in the lobby.

584
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,709
In the lobby, well,
I don't see him.

585
00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:00,066
There, yeah, what's that?

586
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:02,500
Oh, Jeff. Jeff, darling.

587
00:23:02,533 --> 00:23:03,933
Hey, what's the trouble here?

588
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,007
Hey, could I please, here.

589
00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:07,100
Yeah, hold on, hey, come here.

590
00:23:07,133 --> 00:23:08,200
One second, mom.

591
00:23:08,233 --> 00:23:09,767
Drop them down there, okay.

592
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,776
Your father is just
all broken up about this, dear.

593
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,433
Alright, we'll talk about it.

594
00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:16,100
Go up to the room, okay,
go up to room 818,

595
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:18,300
here you go, room 818,

596
00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:19,900
and ma, I'll be
up there in a second,

597
00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:20,943
and we'll talk,
we'll talk about everything.

598
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:21,967
I've come all this way.

599
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,067
Ma, we'll talk in a minute,

600
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,409
just go with him and
I'll be up in a minute.

601
00:23:24,433 --> 00:23:25,609
Just take something
from the mini bar, relax,

602
00:23:25,633 --> 00:23:26,643
and I'll be right up there.

603
00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:27,733
You promise me now.

604
00:23:27,767 --> 00:23:28,733
I promise you.

605
00:23:28,767 --> 00:23:29,767
Alright, sweetheart.

606
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,167
Alright, I'm sorry
about this whole thing.

607
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,167
Thanks for the ride.

608
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,433
So, what happened with susie?

609
00:23:36,467 --> 00:23:38,109
Guys look, dad's gonna
run up to the bathroom,

610
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:40,333
this isn't funny,
so wipe the smile off your face.

611
00:23:40,367 --> 00:23:41,867
Oh, nothing, she's a lunatic.

612
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:43,200
She's fucking nuts.

613
00:23:43,233 --> 00:23:44,233
Yeah, she's crazy.

614
00:23:44,267 --> 00:23:45,733
Now, you know why m here.

615
00:23:45,767 --> 00:23:49,600
Remember earlier today you said
that, um, you owed me one?

616
00:23:49,633 --> 00:23:51,867
Yeah, I owe you big.

617
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,833
I need to take you up on it.

618
00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,600
Wow, okay, what?

619
00:23:55,633 --> 00:23:57,066
Like, now, like, quickly.

620
00:23:57,067 --> 00:23:58,067
Right now.

621
00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,167
Yeah.

622
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,433
What?

623
00:24:00,467 --> 00:24:04,100
I actually have
a rather bizarre request.

624
00:24:04,133 --> 00:24:05,667
What?

625
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:07,367
I want you to go outside,

626
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,200
there's a station wagon
out there.

627
00:24:09,233 --> 00:24:10,867
What?

628
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:15,167
I want you to let the air
out of somebody's tires.

629
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,267
It says "14 Thor"
on the license plate.

630
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:20,043
It's a red station wagon,
it's right out in front,

631
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,100
you can't miss it.

632
00:24:21,133 --> 00:24:23,533
"14 Thor", but why?

633
00:24:23,567 --> 00:24:25,533
Alright, yeah, sure.

634
00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:27,600
But you have to
do it now, hurry up.

635
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,133
Alright, you'll be here, right?

636
00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,200
I'll be here, yeah.

637
00:24:30,233 --> 00:24:31,233
Thank you.

638
00:24:39,367 --> 00:24:40,367
Hey, guys.

639
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,400
Hey. Hey.

640
00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:42,467
Hey, how you doing?

641
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,500
Good, you?

642
00:24:43,533 --> 00:24:44,567
Good, hey, listen.

643
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,233
Your dad's that wrestler,
isn't he?

644
00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:47,300
Yep.thor.

645
00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:48,333
Thor, yeah, yeah.

646
00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:49,600
Big tall guy.

647
00:24:49,633 --> 00:24:51,873
Well, listen, I got a little
piece of information for you

648
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:54,100
that might interest you.

649
00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:56,066
Wrestling's fixed.

650
00:24:56,067 --> 00:24:57,967
What do you mean?

651
00:24:58,067 --> 00:25:00,800
All the matches
are set up before hand.

652
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,633
The winners are
all pre-determined.

653
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,800
It's completely illegitimate.

654
00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:06,267
You mean, it's fake?

655
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:07,900
Exactly, fake.

656
00:25:07,933 --> 00:25:10,066
That's exactly
the word I'm looking for.

657
00:25:10,067 --> 00:25:12,333
Dad's kind of a big fake,
you know what he is?

658
00:25:12,367 --> 00:25:14,833
He's more of an actor
than a wrestler.

659
00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:16,200
Dad's an actor?

660
00:25:16,233 --> 00:25:20,300
That's right, the whole thing's
a big phoney bologna.

661
00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:24,933
Everybody knows that.
Nobody thinks it's real.

662
00:25:24,967 --> 00:25:32,967
Hey, you tell him
the bald turd said hello, okay?

663
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:43,067
Hey, you tell him
the bald turd said hello, okay?

664
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,900
Hi.

665
00:25:54,933 --> 00:25:55,967
Hey.

666
00:25:56,067 --> 00:25:58,533
What have you been up to today?

667
00:25:58,567 --> 00:25:59,567
Working.

668
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,700
Oh, really?

669
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,300
You and Jason worked things out?

670
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:05,467
No, we can't seem to agree on
the locus equidistant of points.

671
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,100
I suggested a restaurant,

672
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,309
he thought it
was too close to me.

673
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:09,467
Then he suggested one,

674
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:10,776
and I thought it
was too close to him,

675
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,867
and, we just can't
get it together.

676
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:16,333
Of course you can't.

677
00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,933
Are you expecting
something from the city?

678
00:26:18,967 --> 00:26:20,066
No.

679
00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:21,067
Can I open it?

680
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:22,433
Sure.

681
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:32,933
Oh, my god.

682
00:26:34,567 --> 00:26:38,967
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683
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684
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685
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